I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
the cop asked for your social security number and you gave her your high school locker combo
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
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There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
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In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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