Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
If there's so much of a hint of a whisper from somebody I didn't tell personally, I will cut off your balls with a chainsaw, cauterize the wound with a flaming rusty spoon, feed your balls to your dog, and feed them to you when he shits them out, capiche?
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
Was expecting a sext from Kristi and then my mom randomly sent me a pic of her ugly Xmas sweater. Worst. Buzzkill. Ever.
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