I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
oh vodka. i could write you a sonnet.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
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the only muscles i have these days is kegels
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
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A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
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