when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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