that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
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Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
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I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
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