is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
Operation Purity has been aborted
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
Just had a talk about safe sex with my mom. Not about protection. About the very real possibility of a "penile fracture". Gotta love having a nurse for a mother.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
Too much dab too little lung dying 😵😵😵
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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