The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
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Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
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Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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