so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
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There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
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i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
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