Dual....:-)
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
On the plus side, he ate me out and gave me an orgasm. But he also talked about robots during sex and mispronounced it like the dad in the goldbergs and called them “robits”
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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