whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
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