We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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