called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
You just kept screaming "COME GET ME OFFICER, MY ALLIGATOR MEANS BUSINESS" while swinging a beanie baby alligator at him.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
Why are your pants in the freezer?
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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