ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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