we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
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