You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
I'm hungover in the park, and some guy just handed me a business card for his church. I can feel Jesus' disapproval running through my fingertips
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
