So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
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