The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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