Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
He brought a TOOTHBRUSH and TOOTHPASTE with us on our date..... I want to go home and forget I ever decided to be nice and go on this date in the first place...... A TOOTHBRUSH!?!?!
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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