Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
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I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
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I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
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