Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
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at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
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Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
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