I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
I'm retiring my vagina. Better yet I'm Farve-ing it.
Def the best call fo sho
That way it can come out of retirement anytime and play for different teams. And it can wear Wranglers.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
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