I wish i was in the wii world.
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
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Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
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How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.