Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
My mom just bought me $200 worth of booze on the condition that I promise I won't have to go to rehab eventually
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
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the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
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Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??