with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
happiness is walking an amphibious rodent on a leash
hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
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i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
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Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
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