Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
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No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
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Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
Aaaaaaand, there's the title of my second book. "One Dick. Six Angles."
Well thank god i want six autographed copies
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.