ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt.
haha i know
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
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