soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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