let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
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That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
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All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
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