she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
I have peed in a lot of sinks
Oh? And how would you explain this to your kids?
"Well pumpkin, when mommies and daddies have loved each other so much for a really long time, sometimes they trade off with other mommies and daddies"
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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