I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
You are the funniest drunk Jew I know. Never in my life have I witnessed someone respond, "Is your dick kosher?" while being picked-up on.
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
that is very illegal...i love you.
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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