That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
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