I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
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I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
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It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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