My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
last night I used snow as a chaser
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