So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
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and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
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On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
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