he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
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I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
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I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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