I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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