found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Why does it say "go to Planned Parenthood tomorrow" on my dry-erase board?
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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