he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
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Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
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I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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