break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
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i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
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Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
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