what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
they need to just BURY HIM!
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
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a cabby told me that vodka is the coors light of liquor, and then gave me his number
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
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I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
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