We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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