i jhust puked up my retainher.
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
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10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
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The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
You know you have hit the best years of your life when you enlist the 5 year old to be ball boy during beer pong and pay him with candy you stole from Walgreens
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
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