Fine. I'll sleep in my office
you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
So uh... Did you mail me business cards that describe my profession as "tortured soul"?
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
Randomize
