with your own penis?
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
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