Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
Ketchup is God's man juice
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
Look, if I'm too lazy to put any effort into sexting, you better believe I'm too lazy to put any effort into dating.
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
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