last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
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I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
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What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.