so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
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The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
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I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
I wasn't going to drink tonight, but was reminded this is the anniversary of prohibition being repealed. If I don't, then I am against my profession of bartending and anti-American, right?
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
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