She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
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trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
What's grosser: using a dirty sex towel as an oven mitt? or using the oven to reheat superbowl bean dip for dinner?
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
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Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
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