I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
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No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
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Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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