But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
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I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
I woke up this morning covered in blood and peanut butter. I am now safe from vampires with nut allergies.
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
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Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
I think I gave the bachelor party directions to the breweries next to my dentist so that they could take me to my appointment and pick me up afterward...
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
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