I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
this is a mass text: i just made a grilled cheese with an iron and pasta with the coffeemaker in the hotel room. bow before your new god.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
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Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
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I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
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