i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
do you know what's more awkward than a positive pregnancy in a public bathroom?
not a thing
walking in on a stranger's positive pregnancy test in a public bathroom
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just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
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I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
But we have bathrooms and they dont
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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