you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
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