Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
Things bear mace does not do: repel bears. Things bear mace does do: piss off bears, give bystanders asthma attacks. Lesson learned
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
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