After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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