There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
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i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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