If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
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Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
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Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
Peru was great. He sent me a text after thanking me for my amazing morals which confused me but made me oddly proud...then he texted a correction. He meant my amazing oral. Sadly this Made me prouder. Fuck u bitches and ur morally inhibiting gag reflexes.
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