that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
You made a "martini" bagel. Took a bagel dunked it in vodka and put olives in it
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
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