Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
So I was putting on a condom and looked to my right to not make eye contact, she said did you just look at the American flag while putting that on. I said this one's for Team USA.
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
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