she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
I never thought that at some point in my life I would end up in the back of a cop car dressed as Pumba #HakunaMatata
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
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